Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Title IX

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Jersey Shore.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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