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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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