Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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