What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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