What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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knock knock who's there ?

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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this site is an antijoke

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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test test

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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