- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

someone called someone else a frog

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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