- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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