Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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