Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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