- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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