roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

a irish man walks past a bar

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

69- by Adam Chebali

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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