- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Okay.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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