- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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