- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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