what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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haha

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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