- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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