- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.