- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

women's rights

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

roses are red violets are blue

Cheese

Sixty... eight

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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