COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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1d

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Ham sandwich

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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