Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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I love you

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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