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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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