- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Oh, go away

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??