Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What is the name of the car? What

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Racial Equality

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Your mother just died.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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