Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Women can vote? WTF

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why did jim all I over? He dies

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

I love alchohol!

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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