roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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