How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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