- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Guess who is violent. Osama

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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