- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Boxing on Boxing Day

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

I have cancer. And you're next.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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