- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What is older than history?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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