- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Racial Equality

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Life

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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