- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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