I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Anything involving women..

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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