I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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