which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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