- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Chicken

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

The FCC

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

your life

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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