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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Chicken

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

your life

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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