- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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