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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Black people.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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