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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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