What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Anti Joke

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