What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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