- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Women's Rights..

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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