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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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