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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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