Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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