- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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