- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

matt has ebola...funny right!?

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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