Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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A man walks into a bar

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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