- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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