- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

British Dentistry

That's illegal What? Your mom

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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