- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Microwave

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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