What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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How high is the sky? True or False

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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The global news

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Anti Joke

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