[Set up] [No punch line]

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's worse than this That :(

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Knock, Knock Who's There

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

whats worse than gill? nothing

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Abortion.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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