- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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