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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Homosexualism is so gay man

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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