- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Abortion.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

whats worse than gill? nothing

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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