- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How many people live in China? At least ten.

The cream, it is coming

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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