Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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