- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

roses are red violets are indigo

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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