- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Women's rights.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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