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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Seven

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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