- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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