- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A drunk guy walks into a car

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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