How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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