Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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