What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

sky's sty

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A man walks into a bar

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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