That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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