what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Asian women drivers...

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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