what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Politics

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Jack Stevens

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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