How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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DERP

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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