What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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