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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Ben Affleck

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

This statement is false.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.