- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

You sick fiend

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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