- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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