Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Justin Bieber

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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i like men but im not gay

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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