- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Pianos.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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