- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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