- Anti Joke

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy