Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Anti Joke

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