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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

joe diragi whacks off his dog

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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