who's a slut... you're mom

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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alert("Hello");

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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