- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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