- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why was the boy sad? because.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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