- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the old man say? Im old

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Horse.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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