whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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haha

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Bitch

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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