- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Terraria

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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