what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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everyone dislike this

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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