- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Asians.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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