- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

joke under this line wins _________________________

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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