- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Asians.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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