- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A blonde dies Lololol

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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