- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Knock knock Fuck off!

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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