Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Women's rights

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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