Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Religion.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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