What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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nothing

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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