- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

what are three short words? i a am

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

knock knock

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Potassium? K.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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