Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Go away still nothing to see

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Massie is a fatass

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Guess what? Bananas

A French man gets into a fight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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