Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Rylan Clark

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Penis

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Maths.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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