Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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