- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

rarw

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Asians.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??