- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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