- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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