- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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