A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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your mom is so fat.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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