A French man gets into a fight

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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2 black kids walk into school

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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