hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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