- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I love alchohol!

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

what happened to your carpool? they died.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Justin Bieber

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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