- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Mogok Papiti.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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