How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Click here to end the world.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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