- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

why did matt die? He had cancer

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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