- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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