A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Shea's sty....

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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