what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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