- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

I once did something.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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