What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Your life

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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