Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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