- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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