The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

who's a slut... you're mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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