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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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