why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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