Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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